I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
