im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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