I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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