YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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