put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
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FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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