On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Sorry my hands just texted you
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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