brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
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