And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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