Joe is yelling at the trees again.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
You're like the curious george of whores
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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