I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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