"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Barsexuality is the new black.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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