what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
So much Jack, so little girl.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
