Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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