How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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