but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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