problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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