ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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