we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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