Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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