Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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