If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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