don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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