everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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