ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he was CRYING into my vagina
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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