I am in a vortex of obligation.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
