hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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