Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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