You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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