I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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