I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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