you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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