I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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