Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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