What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Is it penis luge time yet?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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