ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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