Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Randomize
