Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Randomize
