I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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