Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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