You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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