I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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