I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
false alarm, still single
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