So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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