All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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