Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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