Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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