Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
