hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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