so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
birth control should be required to get into college
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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