I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
They have beer where we have blood.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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