You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
