I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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