Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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