...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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