he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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